Asshole Stuffing and Wanking on the Balcony

I love getting my old asshole stuffed with darn near anything that can be shoved up it---especially cocks and fists, of course. Sometime I love doing so in semi-public areas, so one summer day a few years ago I went out on my balcony, stripped entirely naked, shoved various veggies up my ass and then wanked off. It was enjoyable.