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Hi, excuse me, is this your hat? I found it in the dumpster.

And I've seen you a few times wearing a hat and I thought it was yours.

Because I live down the hall and I see you leave a lot with a hat and I just thought it was yours.

Oh no, that's not my hat. Somebody else must have thrown it away.

It looks fairly new. You don't have any use for it, do you?