Trikepatrol - smíšená ebenová asijka šuká prvního velkého bílého ptáka

Okay, I saw a girl sitting over across from the massage parlor.

I think she's Filipina. I'm not sure.

But she kind of looks like it. So I came up with this little stupid story.

See if she believes it. I'm in my Superman's...

Oh shit, I can't show my dong in public.